Syracuse, New York – In a story that could only happen in the world of higher education, Syracuse University is turning science fiction into bathroom reality. The university has unveiled its innovative “Half-Ply” toilet paper, a cost-saving marvel born from the unlikely union of gene splicing and frugal thinking. From the Lab to the Loo:… Continue reading Syracuse University develops new half-ply toilet paper to save a whopping $14 in room and board per semester
Syracuse Earns Coveted Title: “Beggar Capital of the East Coast,” Top Tourism Magazine Declares
Syracuse, New York – In a unsurprising turn of events, a leading tourism magazine has bestowed upon Syracuse the prestigious title of “Beggar Capital of the East Coast.” While some might be taken aback, locals seem to have taken it in stride. A Unique Distinction: Syracuse, known for its vibrant community, diverse culture, and numerous… Continue reading Syracuse Earns Coveted Title: “Beggar Capital of the East Coast,” Top Tourism Magazine Declares
CNY Man Creates Parking Lot Corn Maze while Wife Shops for “Just a few things”
Man’s Creative Triumph: CNY’s Latest Corn Maze Emerges from Overgrown Parking Lot Grass as Wife Shops Syracuse, New York – In a tale that proves creativity knows no bounds, a local man has transformed an overgrown parking lot grass patch into Central New York’s (CNY) newest corn maze while his wife embarked on a seemingly… Continue reading CNY Man Creates Parking Lot Corn Maze while Wife Shops for “Just a few things”
Jim Boeheim’s Unclaimed NCAA Eligibility: Syracuse University Contemplates Reviving Golf Team
Syracuse, New York – In a surprising twist, it has come to light that legendary Syracuse University basketball coach Jim Boeheim technically has two years of eligibility left in another college sport. As this revelation made waves across campus, some have proposed a novel idea: bring back the golf team that Boeheim once coached back… Continue reading Jim Boeheim’s Unclaimed NCAA Eligibility: Syracuse University Contemplates Reviving Golf Team
Syracuse to Rename West Genesee Street to “Construction Road” Due to Perpetual Roadwork
Syracuse, New York – In a tongue-in-cheek response to a never-ending cycle of construction, Syracuse city officials have decided to rename West Genesee Street to “Construction Zone Avenue.” This change aims to reflect the street’s perennial state of roadwork and provide a humorous take on a seemingly endless construction project. A Road to Remember: West… Continue reading Syracuse to Rename West Genesee Street to “Construction Road” Due to Perpetual Roadwork
Truck Drivers that Hit Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge to receive limited-edition ‘I Hit the Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge and all I got was this lousy shirt’ swag
Truck Drivers Hitting Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge to Receive Exclusive Commemorative T-Shirt Syracuse, New York – In a lighthearted twist on an ongoing saga, truck drivers who find themselves in an unintentional embrace with the infamous Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge will now receive a token of their “achievement” in the form of an exclusive t-shirt.… Continue reading Truck Drivers that Hit Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge to receive limited-edition ‘I Hit the Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge and all I got was this lousy shirt’ swag
DeWitt’s Unusual Sight: Raccoon Gang Allegedly Spotted in Dumpster Shooting Heroin
A Curious Incident Raises Eyebrows and Leaves Community Puzzled DeWitt, known for its tranquility and suburban charm, found itself at the center of a bizarre and eyebrow-raising spectacle when reports surfaced of a group of raccoons allegedly engaging in peculiar behavior near a dumpster. According to witnesses, these furry critters were reportedly involved in an… Continue reading DeWitt’s Unusual Sight: Raccoon Gang Allegedly Spotted in Dumpster Shooting Heroin
Fans replace Statue of Liberty with similar Statue of Taylor Swift, seemingly Overnight
Taylor Swift Takes a Bold Stance: “I’m the New Symbol of Freedom!” In a daring and unexpected twist, fans of pop sensation Taylor Swift have mobilized to convey their adoration in the most grandiose fashion imaginable – by replacing the iconic Statue of Liberty with a stunning likeness of the artist herself. The covert operation… Continue reading Fans replace Statue of Liberty with similar Statue of Taylor Swift, seemingly Overnight
Syracuse Man Fails Another Business, decides it’s Time to Become Business Coach
Local Entrepreneur Declares Himself Business Coach After Third Unsuccessful Venture In a dazzling display of resilience, a Syracuse man has decided to pivot his career trajectory after what he affectionately refers to as his “trilogy of entrepreneurial adventures.” Having weathered the storm of not one, not two, but three failed businesses, he’s now donning the… Continue reading Syracuse Man Fails Another Business, decides it’s Time to Become Business Coach
Syracuse Area Man still not sure what to do with all the Power Cords and Random Cables he’s Saved in a Box over the Past 20 Years
A Tangle of Memories: Unveiling the Mysterious Box of Power Cords and Cables In a corner of a Syracuse man’s storage space lies a box that holds a peculiar collection—a mishmash of power cords, random cables, and connectors accumulated over the span of two decades. As the years have rolled by, this eclectic assortment has… Continue reading Syracuse Area Man still not sure what to do with all the Power Cords and Random Cables he’s Saved in a Box over the Past 20 Years