SYRACUSE, NY — In a fiery late-night statement that left both geopolitical analysts and Upstate New Yorkers deeply confused, Donald Trump demanded that the city of Syracuse “open the f***ing Erie Canal immediately,” claiming the long-standing waterway is “a major choke point in international trade” and “honestly, probably bigger than the Strait of Hormuz —… Continue reading Trump Demands Erie Canal Reopened “Right F***ing Now,” Blames Syracuse For Global Shipping Delays
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Tom from MySpace Agrees to Referee Elon Musk – Mark Zuckerberg Boxing Match in Colosseum
In a surprising turn of events, the highly anticipated boxing match between tech moguls Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg is set to take place in none other than Rome’s iconic Colosseum. Adding an unexpected twist to this already momentous event, MySpace founder Tom Anderson has agreed to step into the ring as the referee, combining… Continue reading Tom from MySpace Agrees to Referee Elon Musk – Mark Zuckerberg Boxing Match in Colosseum