SYRACUSE, NY — In a ceremony described as “historic, heartfelt, and moderately self-aware,” Syracuse University College of Law unveiled a formal portrait Tuesday honoring President Joe Biden—not of the man himself, but of the mechanical autopen widely credited with handling his signature duties. The portrait, which now hangs prominently in a hallway alongside past distinguished… Continue reading Joe Biden Honored by Syracuse University College of Law With Portrait of His Autopen
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Syracuse University develops new half-ply toilet paper to save a whopping $14 in room and board per semester
Syracuse, New York – In a story that could only happen in the world of higher education, Syracuse University is turning science fiction into bathroom reality. The university has unveiled its innovative “Half-Ply” toilet paper, a cost-saving marvel born from the unlikely union of gene splicing and frugal thinking. From the Lab to the Loo:… Continue reading Syracuse University develops new half-ply toilet paper to save a whopping $14 in room and board per semester
Jim Boeheim’s Unclaimed NCAA Eligibility: Syracuse University Contemplates Reviving Golf Team
Syracuse, New York – In a surprising twist, it has come to light that legendary Syracuse University basketball coach Jim Boeheim technically has two years of eligibility left in another college sport. As this revelation made waves across campus, some have proposed a novel idea: bring back the golf team that Boeheim once coached back… Continue reading Jim Boeheim’s Unclaimed NCAA Eligibility: Syracuse University Contemplates Reviving Golf Team
SU Announces Fall 2023 Opening Date for Rollercoaster on top of JMA Dome
The Arch-Bolt Coaster is FINALLY here! Hold onto your seats and prepare for a breathtaking experience as Syracuse University proudly announces plans to unveil a gravity-defying rollercoaster perched atop the roof supports of the iconic JMA Dome. In an audacious move that merges academia with amusement, students and visitors will soon embark on an exhilarating… Continue reading SU Announces Fall 2023 Opening Date for Rollercoaster on top of JMA Dome