Syracuse is about to turn bridge collisions into a taco-loving bonanza. The city’s famous “Truck Magnet” – also known as the Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge – is transforming its accident-prone reputation into a hilarious promotion that’s sure to make anyone’s day a bit brighter. Brace yourselves for free tacos each time a truck’s roof kisses… Continue reading Petition: Every Time a Truck Hits the Parkway Bridge, You Can Get A Free Taco
Category: Onondaga Lake
Onondaga County’s Harborview Aquarium seeks volunteers for mermaid exhibit
SYRACUSE, NY — In what officials are calling a “bold leap forward in aquatic imagination,” the Harborview Aquarium announced Tuesday that it is actively recruiting volunteers to serve as mermaids for its upcoming live exhibit. According to organizers, the program—titled “Mysteries of the Deep (But Like, Local)”—will feature human volunteers dressed as mermaids swimming gracefully… Continue reading Onondaga County’s Harborview Aquarium seeks volunteers for mermaid exhibit
Truck Drivers that Hit Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge to receive limited-edition ‘I Hit the Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge and all I got was this lousy shirt’ swag
Truck Drivers Hitting Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge to Receive Exclusive Commemorative T-Shirt Syracuse, New York – In a lighthearted twist on an ongoing saga, truck drivers who find themselves in an unintentional embrace with the infamous Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge will now receive a token of their “achievement” in the form of an exclusive t-shirt.… Continue reading Truck Drivers that Hit Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge to receive limited-edition ‘I Hit the Onondaga Lake Parkway Bridge and all I got was this lousy shirt’ swag
Onondaga Lake’s Fish found to all be addicted to Fentanyl and behind on Child Support
A Fishy Tale Unveils Unexpected Challenges in the Depths of Onondaga Lake In a surprising twist that reads like something out of a crime novel, a recent discovery has revealed that the fish inhabiting Onondaga Lake are grappling with more than just the challenges of survival. It turns out that these aquatic residents have been… Continue reading Onondaga Lake’s Fish found to all be addicted to Fentanyl and behind on Child Support
Catch of the Day: New York State Fair Adds Deep-Fried Three-Headed Fish from Onondaga Lake to Menu
An Unconventional Delight: Fairgoers Set to Dive into a Unique Culinary Adventure Prepare to cast your taste buds into uncharted waters as the New York State Fair introduces a daring culinary creation that’s making waves: deep-fried three-headed fish from Onondaga Lake. This eccentric addition to the fair’s food lineup promises an unforgettable fusion of flavor,… Continue reading Catch of the Day: New York State Fair Adds Deep-Fried Three-Headed Fish from Onondaga Lake to Menu
