In a move that has left residents somewhere between confused, amused, and slightly offended, Syracuse lawmakers have introduced a proposed ordinance that would ban the simultaneous purchase of a toothbrush and toothpaste on Sundays.According to Councilor Margaret “Peg” Flossington — who reportedly drafted the bill while waiting for her dental cleaning — the law aims… Continue reading Syracuse Proposes New Law to Prevent You From Buying a Toothbrush and Toothpaste at the Same Time on Sundays
Author: LIVE from the 315
Syracuse Police Offer Playful Response to Question: Fireworks or Gunshots? – Yes.
As Syracuse’s Fourth of July celebrations fill the air with a symphony of sounds, residents find themselves pondering a familiar question: Are those boisterous echoes in the distance the crackle of fireworks or the sharp reports of gunshots? In a lighthearted nod to the city’s unique character, the Syracuse Police Department offers a playful response… Continue reading Syracuse Police Offer Playful Response to Question: Fireworks or Gunshots? – Yes.
Wonderwall Warrior: A One-Man Band’s Reign of Terror
In every social circle, there exists one character who believes their guitar skills are a gift bestowed upon humanity. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we’re talking about that guy—the one who relentlessly brings his beloved six-stringed companion to every party. And to the collective dismay of all in attendance, his repertoire consists of one song and… Continue reading Wonderwall Warrior: A One-Man Band’s Reign of Terror