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‘People for Chickens Rights’ Protest Outside Camillus Chick-fil-A, Forgetting they’re closed on Sundays
A Fowl Misunderstanding: Protesters Cluck Outside new Camillus Chick-fil-A on a Quiet Sunday In a comical twist of events, members of the advocacy group ‘People for Chickens Rights’ found themselves clucking outside the newly opened Chick-fil-A in Camillus, only to realize that their protest coincided with the restaurant’s well-known policy of remaining closed on Sundays.… Continue reading ‘People for Chickens Rights’ Protest Outside Camillus Chick-fil-A, Forgetting they’re closed on Sundays
Onondaga Lake’s Fish found to all be addicted to Fentanyl and behind on Child Support
A Fishy Tale Unveils Unexpected Challenges in the Depths of Onondaga Lake In a surprising twist that reads like something out of a crime novel, a recent discovery has revealed that the fish inhabiting Onondaga Lake are grappling with more than just the challenges of survival. It turns out that these aquatic residents have been… Continue reading Onondaga Lake’s Fish found to all be addicted to Fentanyl and behind on Child Support
NYS Fair Fills Unscheduled Amphitheater Night with Open Mic Karaoke
Fair-Goers Get Their Chance to Shine Under the Spotlight, with a Twist of Audience Participation The Onondaga Lakeview Amphitheater is set to turn up the entertainment dial during the New York State Fair by adding a dash of spontaneity and a whole lot of fun to its lineup. A previously vacant evening slot on the… Continue reading NYS Fair Fills Unscheduled Amphitheater Night with Open Mic Karaoke
Catch of the Day: New York State Fair Adds Deep-Fried Three-Headed Fish from Onondaga Lake to Menu
An Unconventional Delight: Fairgoers Set to Dive into a Unique Culinary Adventure Prepare to cast your taste buds into uncharted waters as the New York State Fair introduces a daring culinary creation that’s making waves: deep-fried three-headed fish from Onondaga Lake. This eccentric addition to the fair’s food lineup promises an unforgettable fusion of flavor,… Continue reading Catch of the Day: New York State Fair Adds Deep-Fried Three-Headed Fish from Onondaga Lake to Menu
Second Son Showdown: Hunter Biden and Eric Trump Agree to Race to see who is the “Better Second Son of a President”
Racing for Honor: Biden and Trump Embrace Healthy Competition to Prove Their Mettle In an unexpected turn of events that combines friendly competition and a touch of family rivalry, Hunter Biden and Eric Trump have agreed to go head-to-head in a footrace to determine who truly holds the title of the superior second son of… Continue reading Second Son Showdown: Hunter Biden and Eric Trump Agree to Race to see who is the “Better Second Son of a President”
Donald Trump Jr. says he’s taken up new ‘hobby’ to seem as cool of a First Son as Hunter Biden
Embracing New Passions: A Peek into the Diversified Pursuits of Political Offspring In a playful twist that seems to echo the friendly rivalry between prominent political families, Donald Trump Jr. has decided to try his hand at a new hobby, following in the footsteps of Hunter Biden. This light-hearted pursuit has drawn attention not only… Continue reading Donald Trump Jr. says he’s taken up new ‘hobby’ to seem as cool of a First Son as Hunter Biden
Syracuse Dairy Farm Breeds First Brown Cows that actually make Chocolate Milk
A Dairy Delight: Breaking New Ground in Milk Production with Unique Cattle Breeding In a groundbreaking development that has delighted both the farming community and milk enthusiasts, a Syracuse dairy farm has achieved a remarkable feat by successfully breeding brown cows that yield rich and delicious chocolate milk. This innovative stride in agricultural science is… Continue reading Syracuse Dairy Farm Breeds First Brown Cows that actually make Chocolate Milk
Petition to change name of Fort Drum to ‘Forty-McFortFort’ Reaches 7 Signatures
A Light-Hearted Initiative Gains Momentum with 7 Signatures and Counting In a charming display of creative advocacy, a petition seeking to rename Fort Drum to “Fort Forty-McFortFort” is steadily gaining traction, gathering an impressive tally of 7 signatures. The imaginative proposition, which infuses a touch of Scottish flair and a dash of whimsy, adds a… Continue reading Petition to change name of Fort Drum to ‘Forty-McFortFort’ Reaches 7 Signatures
Political Twist: Trump and Biden both fell Victim of Email Phishing Scam
From Political Leaders to Potential Nigerian Princes, No One is Immune to Email Scams In a comical turn of events that proves even political heavyweights aren’t immune to the allure of a classic scam, both former President Donald Trump and President Joe Biden appear to have fallen victim to an email hoax involving a self-proclaimed… Continue reading Political Twist: Trump and Biden both fell Victim of Email Phishing Scam